Wishy washy?

I am always talking my way out of a spanking. I told my wife yesterday that next time I try to talk my way out, instead of going over her knee right away, that she should beat my ass purple, put me in the corner, and then take me out and give me the original spanking she was going to give me to begin with. I said that I bet after she gave me a couple of those that I would never try the talk again. I said that she should stop being so wishy washy. I think maybe I should just stop giving her ideas.